You’d be surprised how many men have fantasies about getting down and dirty with the prom queen. And why not? The prom queen represents everything that was good and pure about your former high school days, right? (Probably not. Chances are that the prom queen was an ice queen who only wanted to nail the jocks and treated everyone else like dog shit.) Well, Christy is here to remedy your hurt to splurt on she who was high and mighty in those days. You see, Christy was not the prom queen. Nope. She was the nice, quiet, big-titted chick who would always chat with you and sat next to you at football games. The kind of girl who wanted to go all the way with you on prom night. So when we told her that she got to wear a crown AND get her rack coated, she was in to it in a big way. “Can I wear the crown the whole time?” she asked. You bet we told her yes. So whip it out and rub one out for Christy, who will always be the queen of our hearts and hard-ons.
Date: May 15, 2023